Simone Puorto Has Been Abducted, and Only Hospitality Can Bring Him Home
Industry veterans explain hospitality to its toughest audience yet
Podcast episode featuring Alan Young of Infor and David Poprawka exploring the philosophy of hospitality, from host-guest power dynamics to whether an automated hotel can still be called hospitality.
- DAYS SINCE ABDUCTION
- 0
- TRANSMISSION ORIGIN
- Unidentified vessel, low Earth orbit
- SIGNAL QUALITY
- Strong (the aliens have very good Wi-Fi)
- DECODED BY
- Hospitality Net Mission Control
Somewhere in low Earth orbit, a delegation of aliens is preparing to open the first hotel on our planet. They have studied our buildings, our booking engines, and our loyalty programs. What they cannot work out is the thing itself: why humans open their doors to strangers, feed them, and call them guests even when they are paying. Until the aliens understand it, Simone Puorto is not coming home.
Simone Puorto Has Been Abducted, and Only Hospitality Can Bring Him Home
Alien ExplainersSimone Puorto Has Been Abducted, and Only Hospitality Can Bring Him Home
Alien ExplainersFor the first transmission of Alien Explainers, Simone calls on two friends who have spent their careers inside the industry. Alan Young of Infor and David Poprawka take the aliens' questions at face value. Their answers travel from Bedouin desert law and Marcel Mauss to a monastery on the Camino de Santiago, a front desk with a two-minute check-in target, and the tips that housekeepers no longer receive.
The Delegation of Nebula Five interrupts
Why does one night cost 50 euros, and another 5,000? Same bed. Same moon.
Decoded from 14 overlapping frequencies · Confidence 97%
The aliens are not easy to satisfy. They want to know who really holds the power between a guest and a host, whether a smile can be trained, and why one night costs 50 euros and another 5,000. Their final question is one the industry is quietly asking itself: if a hotel no longer needs humans to run it, is it still hospitality?
Whether that answer is enough to bring Simone home, you will have to listen to find out.
Intercepted questions from this transmission
- Why would a human open the door to a stranger who could harm them?
- Why did money enter hospitality at all?
- How can a check-in score 10 out of 10 and still fail the guest?
- Why do humans need to photograph their travels?
- Why do humans call paying customers "guests"?
END OF TRANSMISSIONSIGNAL LOSTMISSION STATUS: One step closer